crowry:

crowry: ‘let’s at least get somewhere private! jeez!’

yummy: “IN THE MOVIES, SETTING DIDN’T MATTER.”

yummy: “CLAIM ME, MAKE THE OTHERS AWARE OF OUR BOND.”

crowry: fgdhfjhg

crowry: john covers his mouth and tucks him under his arm

crowry: and carries him to the kitchen

crowry: kanaya is in there bandaging rose’s neck

crowry: they all stop and stare at each other

crowry: karkat, wearing rose’s nightdress.

crowry: kanaya’s mouth, a little red.

crowry: rose, a little pale.

crowry: john, carring his boyfriend around under his arm

crowry: no one wins in this situation

crowry: john leaves and no one ever speaks of it again

yummy: Karkat only squeals an awkward noise when lifted

yummy: thats all you hear

yummy: as he walks off

crowry: gkdfajhs

crowry: he just

crowry: picks karkat back up and leaves

avengerpickuplines:

Happy independence day,would you like to help me raise my flag?

Submitted by anonymous

avengerpickuplines:

I want to bang you against the floor, repeatedly.

Suggested by hsdfgas

avengerpickuplines:

What has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Submitted by anonymous

avengerpickuplines:

I have a powerful weapon made from the hardest material on earth.

I also have this shield.

avengerpickuplines:

If I had you, my collection would be complete.

Submitted by anythings-a-weapon

avengerpickuplines:

The science lab is not the only place I like to experiment!

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)